Procrustes Motel

Bureaucracies were invented to punish people who are probably going to heaven, but don't deserve to.

Ever notice how the boss's mistakes are called "typos?" If you have, you're not a boss--you've too much self-awareness. Find another job before you give bossing a bad name.

Oh, how I admire big strong feet and detest little weak feet. You can't do anything with little feet; with big feet you can run and walk all day. Little feet tire easily. I wish I had big strong feet. Master says he too would like to have big feet.

Of all the fools in the world, surely the greatest is the fool who starts across the street knowing he won't get all the way, stops midway, then stands there fully exposed to two lanes of fast traffic.

There is a hell,
Where demons shriek
And sinners groan,

But which is it,
To bear eternal misery,
Or to inflect unending pain?